hell yes lets make some ravioli
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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