I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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