didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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