Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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