i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
