what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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