I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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