i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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