So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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