i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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