His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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