I think im going to throw up on grandma
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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