Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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