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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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