I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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