you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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