just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Randomize
