we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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