i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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