3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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