so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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