i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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