I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You're like the curious george of whores
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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