Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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