Christians are straight up FREAKS
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think i got beer on your cat.
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