im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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