im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
two words: eviction party
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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