id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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