I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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