is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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