so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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