so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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