Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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