it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
