How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker