Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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