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(703): View more from Virginia

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

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(925): View more from California

I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..

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(850): View more from Florida

So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"

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(315): View more from New York

someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

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(304): View more from West Virginia

The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG

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(613): View more from Ontario

She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.

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