Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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