My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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