so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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