I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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