the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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