i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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