Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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