how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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