Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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