To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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