dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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