people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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