Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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