I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We talked him into tasing himself.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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