whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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