apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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