now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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