Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So many bounce houses so little time
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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