You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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