Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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