Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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