so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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