Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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